06 October, 2007

I am forcing myself to pen down something in my blog right now. Everytime I check mail I am reminded of the existance of my blog space and it is forever calling out to me.

Friends and family live and die
always its the words that choke and cry
never came in time for an impact
yet impact is made, an unmistaken fact.

I am trying to rhyme
I am trying to fly
without scrabble heist
impossible task do not ask why

I cant man! I had an interview today. They asked me to write two articles: World's most useful invention and the functioning of a bicycle. (Judging my creativity according to them, duuhhhmmmbbb!!! I dont get it. I blabbered something about friction and revisiting my Physics theories!) Damn!!! Dont know how I completed that load of crap. I think they were testing the level of creativity in my crap. :-)

Ciao

5 Scribbles:

Prude said...

Yet impact is made, an unmistaken fact.
:) I loved it! And your articles must have made a solid 'crappy' impact!!! he he
YAY ur back!

Me Thinks.. said...

Wat a poem! Writing crap is also an art, and it takes more than creativity to do that...In other words, you are getting the job ;)

crumbs said...

psssttt: most of the job interviews are usually crap...it's like a big public toilet :D
dude, once I was asked to write a piece of creative genius on a half eaten chappati, yes, half eaten chappati! so well. as prude and MT have already said, you are getting the job ;)

pRicky said...

I think the most important invention would have to the POT... All your crap is catered for na!!!
And bicycle is the first level of getting the meaning of I believe I can fly... SPlat!!!!
It is an important part of the growing conditioning... That dude you look funny cause you went splat on your firdt ride. Thats how the classification of good looking and bad looking is made... See!!!
So there could now be a revolution against the dicotimy which has come about in the world but since I was splated of the bike several times I turned out just bizzare (only as far as the looks, you know, otherwise I am pretty cool (YEAH RIGHT!!!)). So since I am bizzare looking hence I maintained harmony in the society cause there was no lopnger a dicotomy in the society (which I feel might mean divide in two if not more... For this theorem we shall consider divided in two...)
Now the entire philosophy of the functionality of bicycle lies in the absolute fornication of the concept of wheel. Essentially it was a boulder rolling of the cliff on top of the chief of a earlyman tribe, the boulder either made the chief demented or killed, in any fashion it was the first assasination or the first attempted assasination. You realise the guy who pushed the boulder would have the alibi that he was taking a crap. He would still be taken to jail cause he was crapping over his chief's head which would even in those times be looked down upon... HAHA get it??
Looked down upon...
see this is a rather wide in explanation...
But I guess you knew all this...
You are nolonger in the classified UE...
but I could still enlighten you about the correlation of the two concepts...
But it would cost you... Ill give you a discount I suppose... But thats just a supposition...
I think I shouild just halt...

sravan said...

wow, i wud ve loved this interview, n i thnk am takin a liking 4r ur field. software engineering is so boring, i wd have had to answer a 187 questions on java!

world's most useful invention? tz undoubtedly 'the potty'! :P. wat did u write on?

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