You Know....

You know you are old when:

We term the sound that kids make when they use a cacaphony of words as NoisE(before it was just stupid kids making talking loudly)
You start saying that "When i was young the prices were lower than this"
You are listening to ure favorite aartist and kids come and say Rod Stewart WhO???
You cant believe that kids in their second and third grade use swear words and that too in front of their parents(i never did maybe loads in "my generation also did") sigh
If you re sitting inside ure cozy house, snuggled up in ure warm bed and trying to fall asleep after a hard day's work and all u can hear is "bass boom" and wondering when this will ever stop and when il get a night's peaceful sleep
And if u are nodding along while reading this set of crappy lines written five min before dropping dead............... THEN my deaaar You Know what You are!!!

Frankly my dear, FucK oFF!!!
Gone with tha wind......................